I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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