I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
