Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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