3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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