I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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