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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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