chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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