We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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