I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize