Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES