I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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