IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
It's just like the Real World with babies
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize