North Korea, Best Korea!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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