There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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