he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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