i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I FOUND THE LEGS
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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