Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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