I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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