I'm so fucking centered right now
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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