Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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