His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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