my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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