PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
