Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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