Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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