His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he quoted the bible to break up with me
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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