"it" just moved
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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