Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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