I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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