We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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