Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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