doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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