But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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