That's intense
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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