His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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