Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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