Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
The best revenge is premature balding
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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