i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
