My brain says no but my pants say off.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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