you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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