i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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