At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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