The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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