Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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