I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I wear drunk well.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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