Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
love makes seman taste better
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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