so that wasnt chicken after all
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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