Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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