butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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