We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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