Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
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You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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