I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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