We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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