Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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