yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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