Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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