She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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