I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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